I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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