So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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