break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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