She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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