normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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