I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
