as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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