No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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