i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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