I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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