She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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