He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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