Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Its about making memories worth repressing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I understand Curling. That high.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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