I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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