Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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