I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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