A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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