all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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