Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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