awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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