yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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