I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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