my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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