i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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