And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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