Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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