doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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