okay pat passed out under dana's car
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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