"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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