I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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That's how twitter works, right?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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