I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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