Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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