Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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