Come see our sink grown plant.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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