wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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