Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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