normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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