i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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