marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
