when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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