so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he fucked my hip out of place.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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