question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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