Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm gonna fight the coyote
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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