All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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