Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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