who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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