Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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