when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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