R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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