I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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