If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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