How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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