What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think i have herpe
just one?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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