This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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