69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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